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Joke of the Day
"Toddlers always feel like the floor of a movie theater."
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"Why do they call it a traffic jam? Because no one's jelly"
"I used to have a friend named Frank... Until one day I asked him: ""Can I be Frank with you?"" Now I no longer have a friend named Frank."
"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."
"I hate bikes that carry two people. I can't tandem."
"Google Assistant gave me that one What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener"
"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile... I told her ""Wow, that's a big word for a sixth grader!"" *stolen from a teacher"
"Research says that if you're afraid of spiders, you're most likely to find them in your bedroom. I'm afraid of men with accents so..."
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"I would love to give Rachel Riley a cream 3.14159265359"