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Joke of the Day

"A man walks up to God and asks him, ""Are you an ass man or a titties man?"" God replies, ""I'm a soul man."""

"What idiot called it a tree trimmer instead of a branch manager?"

"What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies? They act too paowerful"

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pee soup."

"It's hard to explain a joke to a kleptomaniac... ...because he takes things literally"

"Damn girl, are you a gibson? Cause I would only use you If I would get paid."

"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? Sparky"

"I just poured out a bottle of Listerine for my homie Steve Buscemi, who we've lost to gingivitis."

"HR says that we are no longer able to say to anyone ""if ignorance is bliss you must be such a happy person"" even if we smile as we say it."

"Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten I guess that's why they fired me."