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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching."

"I fucked a girl in an apple orchard once It was great until i came in cider"

"Him: I'm heading to the gym Me: I'm heading to the fridge"

"Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics? Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border"

"I knew she'd come crawling to me.. I mean, I DID steal her wheelchair"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to turkey!"

"I can spell relief with one letter P!"

"News: Coleen Rooney has flown out to Brazil with her two sons to be with Wayne until England's World Cup campaign is over. That's nice bit far to go for a weekend though if you ask me."

"When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!"

"""You are what you eat"" thats funny, I don't remember eating a pathetic failure"