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Joke of the Day
"Why was the gunman on a diet? Because he was still at large."
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"Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? One is a cunning array of stunts!"
"no one knows where the sky starts. ""here?"" wonders one scientist, her hand just above her head. ""how about here"" says another, crouching."
"If you're ever cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."
"How do you get the emo out of the tree? Cut the rope."
"Where do banana slaves go to work? Plantaintions."
"I think you should say happy birthday 4 times to everyone having a birthday today.. since they only get 1 birthday every 4 years.."
"He who farts in church..... Sits in his own pew. (Courtesy of my wife)"
"So I was eating some Middle Eastern food... ...but then my fala fell"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !"