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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy? None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)"

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"I don't bite the hand that feeds me. I lightly suck the thumb."
"When two gay men get married, whose parents pay for the wedding? Neither, because they're both ashamed of their children's disgusting and sinful lifestyle choices."
"Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit"
"I just love rehydrated raisins They're grape."
"How do trees encourage one another? They say ""I'm rooting for you"""
"[walks up to firefighters trying to put out a fire] it's alright guys i got this one. *whips out a flamethrower* TIME TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FI-"
"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"
"What did zero say to eight? Nice belt."
"I'm Lactose Intolerant, which means I rarely find missing children."