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Joke of the Day

"What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe? Kilometery Cyrus"

"Two peanuts were walking down the road... One was assaulted"

"What do gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."

"There are so many scams on the Internet now... Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them."

"""WAIT!"" I screamed at my daughter as she typed Y-O-U on my computer but miraculously the autocomplete added ""TUBE"" so yeah, God exists."

"When I explained Twitter to my mother she said, ""Sounds like group therapy where no one's getting better."" Well played, Mom. Well played."

"A study has shown that women are better than men at driving in fog.. Well of course they are. They're not looking where they're going."

"Why is proctology called proctology? Because analogy was already taken."

"I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar A guy came up to me and said ""Your days are numbered"""

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? ...Because Burger King didn't wrap his whopper"