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Joke of the Day

"A dick has a sad life... Its hair is a mess, its family is nuts, its neighbor is an asshole, its best friend is a pussy, and its owner beats it."

"What's a neckbeard's favourite disease? M'laria."

"Why did the Police hurry over to the Black Lives Matter Riot? To beat the crowd!"

"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."

"What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !"

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer."

"Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips? Because he tried to blow up a bus."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you have to wonder how they got in there."

"The chances of Donald Trump being elected."