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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish that can't sing? An out-of-tuna!"
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"Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables? You have to get ahead of lettuce! Ahahahahaha!"
"I like my men like I like my coffee: encouraging my bowel movements"
"Lost and confused in an helicopter"
"What does a duck like to have for breakfast? Quacker Oats"
"What do you call a joke on drugs? Highlarious"
"""You're the bomb!"" ""No, you're the bomb!"" In America a compliment. In the Middle East an argument."
"Knock Knock.... P2:Whos there? P1:A bonus P2:A bonus who? P1: A bonus something a dog likes to chew on"
"Analysts have recently uncovered the reason behind Obama's recent activity He is practicing for a golf war."
"A joke about Reddit's censorship policy. <removed>"