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Joke of the Day
"It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East."
Next Joke
"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only suffered super fish oil injuries, but I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!"
"What do you get if you put 5 lesbians and 5 politicians in the same room? 10 people who don't do dick."
"What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal? Wet"
"A Jewish dilemma? Free ham"
"What do you call a plane with a muslim on it? Death row"
"Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'."
"What do you get when you're outside too long on a cold night? (OC) Arcdick"
"Homosexuals should be like my shirts when I'm not wearing them - quietly tucked away in the closet."
"If I wasn't too busy adulting... I'd be kidding"