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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman."
Next Joke
"Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall."
"What do you call a joke with no punchline? Ba-dum-tss"
"My art teacher told me to draw a Tardis I think im going to fail since I just drew police box."
"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill I hear it will only be worth $15.80"
"How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged."
"What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called? The Piledriver: No Holes Barred"
"Women love it when you emit three high pitched squawks, inflate your expandable throat pouch, and then dart back and forth between trees."
"*painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it."
"What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? Stick his bill up his ass."