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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to pigs? A hamosexual."

"There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too."

"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

"Want to hear a corny joke? Never mind I forgot the skewers."

"If I knew then what I know now, I would have been a really creepy, sexually frustrated toddler."

"How was copper wire invented? Two jews picked up the same penny simultaneously"

"You know the old saying: If it ain't Baroque... ...then it was probably written by more experimental composers after ~1760."

"What's the difference between cancer and a black guy? Cancer can get jobs"

"*Stubs cigarette out in palm to look tough* *waits till everyone leaves* *takes out cell phone* Hello 911? Please send all your ambulances"