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Joke of the Day

"You think God hates crosses? If my kid died on a roller coaster, then everyone started wearing roller coaster necklaces, I'd be pissed."

"Saw some kids building sandcastles on the beach so I ran and jumped on one of them. Then I wrecked his sandcastle."

"What's the difference between a troll and a goblin? I never come home to find my wife troll up some guys nuts!"

"What do you call a bear that's not drunk? So-Bear!"

"Every.Bad.Thing.You.Ever.Did.[COMPILATION].1080p.HDTV.x264-TORRENT.torrent"

"Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery? Currant Affairs"

"Why do horses make terrible congressmen? Because they can only say ""neigh!"" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary."

"Whosoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word."

"I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said... ...not suitable for children, colours may vary."

"Why do feminists hate Medusa? She's always objectifying people."