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Joke of the Day

"Insult me with your BEST, most offensive , crude insults you can think of! Let's see who can make me cry, and rethink continuing living!"

"That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ""single"" and your ex likes it."

"Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our Government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports."

"A joke for the British. Some urine got into my eye whilst cleaning the lavatories at a kid's nursery yesterday.... ....I'm putting in a claim for Pee Pee Eye."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... ... and then a table... and then a chair."

"How did the Mongols get to Europe? Steppe by steppe."

"I put a downward force on the end of a lever arm in hopes to get a cold-cuts sandwich but ended up with a meatball marinara... TL;DR Weight a moment, wrong sub..."

"My girlfriend says I'm an idiot with money. But I'm tellin' ya, she's wrong! I'm an idiot with no money!"

"Flo Rida Did you know Right Round by Flo Rida was actually taken from an old Nazi spiritual from the '40's? Oh yeah, the original goes like this: Jew spin mein head reich round, reich round..."

"What do you call a woman with one nipple? Titty Wap."