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Joke of the Day

"What a few black wolves and a classic musician have in common? The two are Wolfgang."

"What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !"

"What did Hitler say when he rose to power? Give me all Germany. (Ger-money) Yeah I'm sorry. On my way out."

"Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?"

"When a kid wants to snuggle it means you're about to get warmth in your heart and an elbow to every single one of your other organs."

"What was the point in making your car louder, bro? Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic?"

"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"

"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time."

"Why did Windows skip 9? Because 7 ate 9."

"My girlfriend just got a very interesting fortune cookie: Every exit is an entrance to a new experience' ""Wow"" she said, ""are you thinking what I'm thinking?"" I fcuking hope so."