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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a blonde has been on your PC There is typex all over the screen"
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"What kind of fruit always has a wedding_ A cantaloupe....."
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"My Jewish friend reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor. He gave it one star."
"I had beer at lunchtime and now I think I might be sitting in the wrong office"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... ...one turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there."""
"Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means stop ;D"
"Reporter: Tell me about him Neighbor: He was so nice, sweet, friendly, funny R: Do you think he killed those people? N: Oh, yeah absolutely."
"Why do Chinese only care about themselves? Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun."
"Why did the child have two black eyes? Because telling them once wasn't enough."