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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump Pink Floyd actually finished The Wall."
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"What do mentally retarded parents give their kids? Hand me Downs."
"Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet? The second page of a youtube search."
"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a perfectly good joke?"
"I would send a joke but my autobiography hasn't come out yet"
"*sneaks into sons room to scare him* *trips over skateboard* *steps on something squishy* *turns light on* *makes him clean his room*"
"[mob about to stone a sinner] JESUS: Stop! Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. [mob drops rocks] JESUS: [picks up rock]"
"The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in"
"mankind tried to Make Fire by banging 2 Rocks together.. All It got was Stone Cold"
"You know, I never understood why calling someone a pussy was an insult. I mean, you are what you eat."