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Joke of the Day

"This is very serious ... please read and be aware: IF YOU GET AN E-MAIL TITLED, ""NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON,"" DON'T OPEN IT.... IT CONTAINS A NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON !!"

"I recently found out that they are reviving Full House. The show is called Fuller House, but Bob according to Bob Sagat, its called Filler House."

"what do you call a cat that copies off others' exam papers? a cheetah"

"All I do all day is roll massive joints and deal with huge quantities of dope. Being a pipe inspector sucks."

"What medical device helps people that are uncomfortable looking at male genitalia? A cockleer implant."

"I have a genetic diarrhea disease... The shit runs in my family."

"My father reminds me of Jesus Christ. Not that he resembles him or anything. Its just that he left, said he was gonna come back, and never did."

"What's a whales favorite musical group? An orcastra"

"I went to a zoo yesterday that just had one dog in it. It was a shih tzu."

"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? The geome-tree!"