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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."
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"[opens treasure chest & it's full of treasure] Me: whoa Friend: what is it? Me [slowly closing chest]: spiders"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !"
"What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick? One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen"
"""Miley Cyrus: 'Society Wants to Shut Me Down'"". Not down, Miley. Up."
"Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side. Sorry."
"A man is kicked off a plane for playing online games. He was simply trying to have fun above all."
"How does a cow quickly do math? With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count."