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Joke of the Day
"Q: What state has the highest cell phone bills? A: Text-us"
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"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"
"What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand? Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've ""triggered"" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)"
"Did you hear about the magician that turned his family into a 3-piece suite but couldn't change them back? They were rushed to hospital where staff described them as ""comfortable""."
"How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark."
"I backed a horse at 10/1 yesterday... It came in at quarter past 4."
"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"
"For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex. Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge."
"After writing Revelations, John ask God... ""Lord, the end will be signaled by trumpets?"" ""*No, by Trump/Pence.*"" ""Right, so trumpets."" ""*Fuck it, they'll figure it out.*"""
"Q: What is a volcano? A: A mountain with the hiccups."