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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an evil physicist? Sinner of Gravity"

"What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse? A receding hare line."

"I always have to throw out my animal crackers. They always have that label: ""Do not eat if seal is broken""."

"I like my women like I like my alcohol... XXX."

"How much sex does Sister Mary get? Nunn."

"FUCK YEAH I GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD *smooth criminal blasts an i bust out sick mj moves* ""congrats sir u are now manager of this kfc/taco bell"

"My goal weight is to stop hearing 'you have a great personality'"

"For some reason I always cry during sex. I'm starting to think it might be the pepper spray."

"Your girlfriend is much prettier with her hair down. And by down' I mean over her face'."

"My vision is okish But in just a few years I'll be able to see 2020"