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Joke of the Day
"For some reason I always cry during sex. I'm starting to think it might be the pepper spray."
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"What's the best part of being a lesbian in 1912? Both got seats on the titanic's lifeboats."
"My lasagna just took a picture of me and posted it on Instagram"
"Yo mama so ugly She got fired from a blowjob"
"have i ever told you your smile reminds me of a song? black and yellow"
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"You may think i'm odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches.. But hey.. That's just Hawaii roll."
"Three infinite things Only three things are infinite: 1. Universe 2. Human stupidity 3. WinRar trial"
"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't we have something normal for dinner?"" He said"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two! One to screw it in and one to suck my dick. *Drew Carey"