201962
Joke of the Day
"What state has the smallest sodas? Minisoda :)"
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"""I'm into homosexual necrophilia."" ...Tom said, in dead earnest."
"Our school should start a calculus club We would all derive fun from it"
"See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil."
"You're so fat, when you sat on an iPod . . . It turned into an ipad. If you don't like my joke, you should really lighten up."
"What was the first 3D printer? Your butthole! *** This joke is awesome because it was created by a third grader where I teach."
"Ever need to go to the bathroom but can't find your iPhone so you just shit your pants? I know, right?"
"There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it."
"You are what you eat? *eats Natalie Portman*"
"Being a Calculator must be a huge responsibility... everyone is counting on them."