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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the arch enemies of skinheads are? Blackheads."

"so a comedian is sent out in war he ends up doing puns of damage to the enemy"

"How Does Moses make Tea? HEBREW it!"

"How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild? They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out..."

"NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it."

"Turtles do nothing and are slow as hell, yet they live for like 200 years. I'll probably live forever."

"Did you hear about the competition for the world's best Tie? There was no clear winner."

"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."

"What is a pessimists blood type? B-negative."

"When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you, wraps a towel around itself and screams oh wait that's my neighbor haha Hi Pam!"