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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer? They always make an extra copy"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y"

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to D!ck, Especially since his name is Steve."

"Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus? Because he has holes in his hands"

"Accordion to studies... Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument"

"Did you hear about the woman who's addicted to lipstick? It's so crazy, it's something nobody could makeup!"

"What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint? Both crews were marooned."

"America is kind of like testicles If the right nut can't agree with the left nut. We can't produce."

"Overheard two doctors in the emergency ward They were discussing a patient who had arrived with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. Described his condition as stable."

"Okay, Beverly Hills plastic surgeons. Seems like it might be time for you to Google ""normal human mouth"" photos."