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Joke of the Day
"What kind of meat does a priest eat? Nun. (this one is probably a little better spoken)"
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"You ever hear the one about the super-competitive guy who joined a circlejerk? He came in first *and* third. (Ngaio Bealum)"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America"
"Did we ever figure out how... Suga Suga got so fly?"
"Sarah Millican just called Stephen Hawking a good sport."
"Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ."
"A man came into the emergency room with six plastic toy horses in his ass... The doctors say his condition is stable."
"What do you call it when a therapist falls down for no reason? A Freudian slip."
"Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. Keep your frenemies in a dark basement filled with bees."
"Imagine yourself, you just woke-up on the street without pants & underwear, with sperm dripping from your derriere, would you tell anyone? No? So what are you doing next weekend?"