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Joke of the Day

"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"

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"Hey, people ""liking"" Walmart on Facebook - you OK?"
"What do you call a colored man ? A Hueman"
"Sometimes you have to cook ur own food and jerk off in front of your girl to show her that she can be replaced."
"A bar walks into a bar Haha I have no idea where I was going with this please don't be mean I thought it was going to be funny."
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"Wanna hear a joke? My sense of humour. *waits for laughs *hears crickets Dammit."
"Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should I practised all night!"
"If you're ever on death row, request Denny's for your last meal so you can live an extra year waiting on your order."
"What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz? Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes."