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Joke of the Day
"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"
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"Teacher: Jimmy what is a shih tzu? Jimmy: Excuse me miss? Teacher: A shih tzu Jimmy, a shih tzu? Jimmy: A zoo with no animals miss."
"What do you call 2 crackers arguing? White noise."
"I shot my first turkey today! But for some reason everyone in the frozen food section acted really surprised."
"With great power comes huge electricity bill"
"If you watch Harry Potter backwards, Voldemort is really good at zapping people back to life and turning Harry into a baby."
"TLC launching new spin-off Josh Duggar retrospective series.... ""15 and Mounting""."
"Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break First , you need spring."
"My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night. I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me."
"I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL"