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Joke of the Day

"My whore sister wants to get a tramp stamp of a barcode. I guess so guys in the club can do a price check."

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."

"What do you call a bee in the garage? Garbage."

"Knock knock Who's there? No one. You imagined the knocking due to mental illness brought on by crushing loneliness."

"Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in only one move...... a roundhouse kick to the face."

"It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one."

"What's the difference between communism and capitalism? In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite."

"Someone with a knife exactly like the one I'm holding in my hand ruined my neighbor's inflatable Christmas lawn decorations."

"I used to think it was cool to be into guys 10+ years my senior but turns out all they want to do is talk about tv shows I never watched"

"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."