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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling? r/jokes"

"Some people call it anal bleaching, but I prefer to call it changing my ring tone."

"What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper."

"The total age of the women I've slept with this year is 132, which would be so much more impressive if it was more than two women."

"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"

"My friends swore I was dating a witch I now know she's more of a cunt."

"lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake"

"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."

"For Halloween, I'm going out as ""gay wedding"" ... ... it seems that billions of people are scared of it!"

"Hey Joseph, Why you Stalin?"