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Joke of the Day

"What drinking game can you play with some Mormon buddies Drink every time r/funny is actually funny"

"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""

"*Crime Scene Cop: (cuffs the dog) Detective: what the hell are you doing? Cop: Sir, I think we're dealing with a shapeshifter"

"Me: Gonna go see Gym. Friend: You mean go to the gym? Me: No, Gym is Geoff's brother."

"What do you call the parents of a cat? His PURR-ents"

"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"

"There's a thin line distinguishing ""Heroes"" from ""Herpes"""

"I went to go see the Vagina Monologues... I went to go see the Vagina Monologues/And all I got was a yeast infection."

"You know what really breaks my heart? Cholesterol."

"I like watching horror films behind the sofa. That way my neighbours don't know I'm there."