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Joke of the Day

"You Rock... me paper, I win!"

"What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't."

"Testing new mobile phone Hello, i don't know if anyone is going to read this because i am using the internet explorer. But still i wanna wish you a good start in the new year 2010."

"What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care? Telapathy"

"what do you call a Black man with a small dick? By his name you racist fuck!"

"Paychecks are like dicks... Although you don't go around comparing yours to other peoples, you always hope it's a little bigger."

"If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me."

"Did you hear about the time all GPS systems became self-aware? Things were taking unexpected turns."

"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass!"

"Researchers found a deep-ocean microbe which could explain transition from simple to complex cells However, it passed away before it even had begun explaining."