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Joke of the Day

"Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!"

"A lady crashed into a McDonald's here in town. Hey Leno, here's a free one for you: ""Looks like she took 'drive-thru' a bit too literally!"""

"What did one plumber say to the other plumber? Pipe down."

"Why are campers so predictable? You know they're in tents."

"What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant? Are ya?"

"Why was Jesus I such good shape? Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit."

"Did you hear about the mechanic who was addicted to brake fluid? He said he could stop at anytime."

"Crack-head's favorite rap song... I wanna rock RIGHT NOW!!!!"

"The genie sang that whole song about how he's gonna be Aladdin's best friend ever right in front of the monkey"

"Mom: Wear your jeans! There are too many mosquitoes outside. Feminist daughter: Don't teach me what not to wear. Teach the mosquitoes how not to bite."