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Joke of the Day
"I hear crowded elevators smell different to midgets it's because of all the assholes"
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"What did the redneck say to his ex? ""Can we still be cousins?"""
"A vegan invited my friends and I to a vegan restaurant.... the food really lettuce down."
"When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty."
"Q: What's the best sport to learn when you are moving? A: Boxing"
"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet."
"What do you call a sour black guy? A vinegar"
"What do you call a black girl with braces giving a blowjob Black and Decker pecker wrecker"
"What do the Superbowl and the OJ Simpson Saga have in common? They both feature a slow, old, white bronco."
"I'm like Superman. When people see me out in public I'm always in the same outfit."