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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a circus full of mean people? A jerkus."

"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !"

"This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris... ... Effectively crippling the French military."

"Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."

"i got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch."

"A man asks a woman: ""-Did you know that laughter is second best way to convince a girl to have sex with you ? "" ""-Really, what is the first ?"" ""-A knife."" ""-Hahaha, you're so funny !"" ""-Good choice."""

"I've always had an over-active imagination. Like that time I found myself drowning in an ocean of Tango it took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."

"Knock knock Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you."

"Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking? To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball."

"I'm not exactly sure who Pavlov is... But the name does ring a bell."