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Joke of the Day
"I heard the camera adds 10 pounds. Don't eat cameras."
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"What do you call it when someone steals your footrest? Grand Theft Ottoman"
"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""
"Stationary Thief Hits Police Headquarters: Police say they can't rule anything out."
"Just ordered Chinese food from a place called Magic Wok. In the 'additional notes' I said ""pls make the sadness disappear."" LAUGH OUT LOUD"
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have I'm not going to tell you."
"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."
"MARATHON RUNNER: [breaks through ribbon at finish line] GUY WHO LOVES MARATHONS: Hooray GUY WHO LOVES RIBBONS: What the shit"
"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."