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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a pit bull? The pit bull will eventually let go."
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"What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide and seek champion."
"[storming out of the bedroom in a novelty banana costume] YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THINGS WERE GETTING TOO PREDICTABLE KAREN..."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips"
"What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt? Kung Food!"
"Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?"
"Of course climate change is man-made. It's all been meticulously orchestrated by the Titanic survivors, seeking revenge on that iceberg."
"What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board"
"""Because it would be hilarious,"" is probably not a good reason to elect someone to be president."
"Pac-Man Amiibo ""This is the worst buttplug ever! Why is it yellow?"" ""Hey, has anyone seen my Pac-Man amiibo?"" ""OOOPS"""