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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a pit bull? The pit bull will eventually let go."
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"You can only say, ""WTF?"" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."
"What did the electrician say while swimming across a river? ""Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"""
"I've been crying a lot recently It's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray"
"Two men walk into a bar... The 3rd one ducked."
"Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?"
"What's the difference between getting the girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car? How pissed your wife gets when you explain the coat hanger."
"Cupcakes are for people who don't have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! Losers."
"Jared of Subway fame's house was raided for investigation of child porn charges..... I found it surprising, as Jared seems to prefer footlongs."