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Joke of the Day

"My ex-wife still misses me. BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! ...You see it's funny cause marriage is terrible"

"""Papa who was Hamlet?"" ""You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."""

"Magneto spent his high school years dating girls with braces."

"Did you know? That atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"What do tumblrinas do on Halloween? They go trigger treating"

"I think my intelligence is beyond of an average human I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and at the back of the box it says 2-4 years"

"One day Ajay was feeling happy. Suddenly happy slapped Ajay."

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was de-brie everywhere."

"What did John Muir say to get the attention of a Jewish man? ""Yo, Semite!"""

"Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your backdoor"