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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a constipated vegan? A grasshole."
Next Joke
"What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be? Me: Can they both be dead?"
"I don't even understand Fantasy Football. There are no Dragons, Wizards, or hot ass Elven chicks. I call bullshit."
"No YOUR a grammar nazi!"
"Pizza is like racism. America didn't invent it, but it's hard to find a country that does it better."
"Make sure to tip your waitress. It's pretty funny when they fall over."
"What's the only thing politicians stand for? Reelection."
"What do Justin Timberlake and Theon Greyjoy have in common? A dick in a box"
"Why are giraffe's necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!"