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Joke of the Day

"What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese? Gorgonzola."

"A fun thing to do is to tell a complete stranger that you met your boyfriend on Twitter and then show them a cat."

"Can people using windows play games online with people with using Mac? Depends on the wifi at Starbucks."

"Faving a tweet = Quietly having sex with someone. RTing a tweet = Introducing the person to your friends."

"Youtube criticism police in a nutshell No."

"The number one cause of teenage pregnancy is sluts."

"Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe? They get Hungary so they go for Turkey."

"What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars."

"If you were a pole I would dance all over you."

"My dog keeps whimpering at her empty food bowl. So I put her in another room. I'm not sure what that bowl did to her, but it's obvious it upset her."