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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than spiders on your piano? Crabs on your organ"
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"How do you get Akbar to shut up? Muzzle'm."
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"How do make a hipster sweat... make 'em wear a wool sweater before it was cool."
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"When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do."
"there's a pile of shoes by the door and you're looking for the pair that will be the quietest for when you leave"
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going the bathroom? Because the P is silent."