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Joke of the Day
"Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage."
Next Joke
"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."
"[diet journal] day 1: hungry day 2: hungry day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor"
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? They say he had loco-motives."
"How does a south central chicken cross the road? ... In a bucket"
"HULK WANT LOAN Bank: We can't loan to people like you. GREEN PEOPLE?? *flips table into moon* Bank: People owing 2.6B in property damage."
"What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday? Unemployed."
"I was dropping my kids off at school when I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children."" I'm going to miss them, but man this is a nice Rolex."
"""where did all ur money go?"" I'm either wearing it or i ate it"
"Did you hear about that mexican murdering train driver? He had locomotives."