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Joke of the Day

"Why can't T-rex's clap? Cause they're dead."

"Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !"

"Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!"

"Unrestrained children in the back seat can cause accidents. Unrestrained accidents in the back seat can cause children."

"One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds. Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like. The meteorologist replied, ""Hail, Hitler!"""

"If there was an award for laziness... I'd make someone go get it for me."

"What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green"

"I took an IQ test today.. The results were inconclusive"

"No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it."

"Taking my dog on road trips would be more fun if he didn't always insist on driving."