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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever eaten an eyeball? Neither have I."
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"Why did Jim die from eating at an Italian restaurant? Because he asked for 'ebola spaghetti'"
"Q: What's another name for the ""Intel Inside"" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."
"What is the recommended psychological treatment for mentally ill statisticians? Regression therapy"
"Avenge me! But only through passive aggressively commenting loudly around my murderer how great it would be to still have me alive."
"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I need to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing."
"What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !"
"My urologist told me I need to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he told me it's very innapropriate masturbate during a physical exam."
"Men resolve a fight with a fist fight. Women resolve a fight with years of backstabbing, name calling, rumor spreading & social exclusion."