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Joke of the Day

"I think I want to be a ballerina. Or a fire dancer. Or I want to set a ballerina on fire. I don't know. I'm still working it out."

"Have you heard men get hit by lightning 6x more often than women? The kitchen must be a very safe place"

"What do you call a man who is attracted to black guys? A homiesexual!"

"What's a pirate's favorite digital image format? tARRRRRGa"

"I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together."

"How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok."

"What did Kim say when she found an armpit hair in her margarine container? ... I can't believe it's not butt-hair"

"MOSES: Cool thinkpiece GOD: It's a list of commandments. Not everything is a thinkpiece! Jesus Christ MOSES: Who? GOD: Oops, sorry. Spoilers"

"Why fart and waste it? When you can burp and taste it."

"I would talk about computer science... But it makes my mother board"