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Joke of the Day
"Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics."
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"Will you be my 14th most used emoji?"
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger"
"What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common? They're all criminals."
"Welcome to Dick's hotdogs, if you like hotdogs, you'll love dicks."
"What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment? A putable bond"
"How to fall down stairs * Step 1 * Step 2 * Step 4 * Step 15"
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo!!"
"I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst."
"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"