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Joke of the Day

"Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics."

"If there was award for laziness... . I would send someone else to get it."

"What is the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches"

"Did you hear about the French chef that committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."

"How do you cure the hiccups? Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice."

"Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a dick."

"They should call Jupiter JEWpiter Because its a gas planet."

"Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas."

"How do you make a cat go ""woof""? Douse it in gasoline and toss it in a fire."