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Joke of the Day
"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"
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"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
"Making people uncomfortable & upset really gives me the most happiness in life . Above all else , I hope to make you feel wrong"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"Why did the smoothie get assassinated? He got mixed up with a few bad apples."
"""What kind of house does cheese like to live in?"" ""A cottage"""
"What does eating an old lady out taste like? Depends."
"ME: [in front of mirror] Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary *Bloody Mary appears* ME: I'm moving today and need your help BLOODY MARY: Shit"
"I hate putting my clothes in the washing machine... they always seem so agitated when I take them out."
"your grandma has a pic of you in her house when you were in junior high and not at any other age"