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Joke of the Day

"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"

"""Will I ever live in a clean house again?"" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess"

"I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said, ""How the hell did you get in here?"""

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame? Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared."

"What do you get when you put your hand in a blender? A hand shake."

"My wife says I think of her as a sex object... I can't disagree though because everytime I ask for sex... She objects."

"Person: ""I hate geology puns."" Me: ""My sediments exactly."""

"I'm not lazy I'm just energy efficient"

"Dog & Mosquito were in Love .. mosquito kissed the dog .. Dog became emotional...gave Love bite to mosquito . Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Dengue . MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS"