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Joke of the Day

"Things Women Over 30 Should Never Wear 1. exploding glove 2. ham sandwich 3. flaming fireplace 4. Dead bird helmet 6. shark eggs"

"You could kidnap my mom and she'd still ask if you've eaten."

"Your search - Bruno Mars not wearing a stupid hat - did not match any documents. Did you mean: Bruno Mars wearing a stupid hat."

"There is a ""lie"" in believe, ""over"" in lover, ""end"" in friend, ""us"" in trust, ""ex"" in ""next"" & ""if"" in life."

"Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? Brown chicken brown cow.."

"How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard? 4 or 5."

"Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5? Because he said Punch's line."

"A guy walks into a bank with a gun I don't know what happens next I was outside."

"Gypsy marathon: runs to a lake, swims, bikes back"

"I'm going to name my son Glove Being handy will come to him naturally"