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Joke of the Day
"Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed. "
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"If you elect me president, the national unemployment figures are guaranteed to drop by at least one."
"If your name is Ray and you're a racist it's not gonna take us long to give you a nickname."
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