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Joke of the Day
"Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?"
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"The less you give a damn, the happier you will be."
"How do you confuse a heterosexual person? Eleven"
"Last night a kid came ""trick or treating"" at my place dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid."
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, my children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."
"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer? All of them"
"""More than 1 way to skin a cat"" - ""Killing 2 birds with 1 stone"" - Running like a chicken with its head cut off"" -- who ARE we???"
"Follow your dreams Except for that one where you're naked at work."
"Why was Star Wars released in the order of episode 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 In charge of order, Yoda was"
"Tip Of the Day: You can easily avoid bruising your thigh by not staring at a female jogger and then walking into a fire hydrant."