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Joke of the Day

"What idiot called it ""insomnia"" and not ""resisting a rest""?"

"""...but Neil Patrick Harris is ok."" (end of many homophobic statements)"

"TIFU by bringing on the wrong player Oops, wrong sub Please^dont^hate^me"

"If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again."

"So a Blonde is sitting with her Blonde friend at the bar... ...and says to her friend ""I slept with a brazilian last night."" ""That's **terrible!**"" her friend says. ""How much is a brazilian?"

"It's colder than..."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick up a butt."

"I was wondering why my tap water was cloudy... But then it became clear to me."

"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"

"My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi."