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Joke of the Day

"What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line? Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"

"Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing."

"A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo? Because they only had two pickup trucks"

"Like my Uncle used to say, the best part of Twenty one year olds... ...is there's twenty of them."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass"

"Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream."

"I ran over a child who was on his way to band practice carrying his cymbals. I'll never forget that horrible sound as I rolled past his motionless corpse. Ba dum tiss"

"I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae"

"How come we never see hideous fish men around any more? Dagon."

"I saw my friend at the pool today for the first time in a long time and I said... Hey! WATER you doing here?"